Cubot: Sweet! I'll go get the evil milk! Eggman: Yes! Yes! Rise my creation! Rise! Orbot: All that for cookies? Dr. Eggman: Yes, my minions! This may very well be my greatest creation yet! Dr. Dave: This looks like the volume control.This is transcript for the Sonic Boom episode " Eggheads". Eggman: You'd think someone would have invented an easier way to do this by now. Knuckles: Ugh! Amy: Has Eggman gone back to his old tricks? What in the world is going on with that thing? Knuckles: I got this. And when I do, you're not gonna know what hit you. Sonic: Is this a battle or a craft fair? Eggman: The two aren't mutually exclusive. Perchance these exquisitely crafted beeswax candle bombs. Eggman: Perhaps a hand-knit mohair net will change your mind. Sonic: Serious? Eggman: Does this look serious to you? Sonic: No. Eggman: Sonic the Hedgehog! Eggman: Prepare for a technology-free battle for the ages. Willy: Look at this place! The answer to all our problems. Weasel Bandit: Shall we take it over? Dave: Better than having meetings here. Technology! Ĭhameleon: I called this emergency meeting of the Lightning Bolt Society to report that Dr. Male Fennec: Shall I have them delivered to your lair? Eggman: No, no, no, no, no. But you can't go wrong with a rolling pin or a frying pan. Now, what do you have in the way of a manual weapon for destroying blue hedgehogs? Male Fennec: We don't get much call for that, what with Sonic being beloved and all. Eggman: A spoon! Marvellous! Is that controlled by a laser-guided spoonalyser, or perhaps a hydraulic stirillator? Male Fennc: You hold it in your hand. How does it work? Male Fennec: You put things in it and stir them. Eggman: Hyah! Eggman: Whoa! Eggman: Fascinating! And what might this thing be? Male Fennec: That's a bowl. Orbot: Including us? Eggman: You don't count. So there! Eggman: Gah! Eggman: Ooh!Įggman: The crazy one's right. Of course, if you heard me by using technology, you couldn't trust the information that technology can't be trusted. But if you were spying on us you probably heard me. Sticks: I told you technology couldn't be trusted. Eggman: Grrr! Tails: Then I jammed its signal with a video loop of us at the bottom of the canyon. Sonic: We saw your Fly Bot watching us, so we fed it a little. Eggman: Grrr! Eggman: Knuckles: Oh, you look so dumb! Eggman: But. Eggman: Once I push this boulder over the cliff, I'll be rid of Sonic once and for all. Eggman: That's right, stand there like fools. Let's go push a boulder onto that loathsome blue rat. I'm in!Įggman: I knew if I was patient this would pay off. Tails: If we're under it we'll be crushed! Knuckles: Then my delicious whipped cream filling will shoot out like toothpaste. Who are we gonna prank next? Sonic: Know what, let's head to the canyon and hang out under that giant boulder on the cliff. Knuckles: Oh, man, I taste great! Sonic: OK, he's up. Eggman: See? You've learned something from watching. Orbot: I believe the subject needs to be asleep for this particular prank to work. Eggman: Eventually he will and then I'll learn something I can use. Eggman: I'm spying on Sonic with my Fly Bot, bolthead. Hey, who's that blue guy? He looks just like Sonic. But wouldn't tricking him into cleaning the bathroom be more practical? This is the transcript of the Sonic Boom episode, " Eggman Unplugged".
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